Chocolate Milk Mixologist

toostrongforblasters:

blauwegiraf:

vi3tn00dles:

choiloquillano:

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH. SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO KNEW ME. BOY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING GYM. THIS GUYS GOT ‘EM SCARED TO DEATH. HOPE HE DOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME. NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO SWIM.

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

TIME IS RACING TOWARD US TILL THE HUNS ARRIVE HEED MY EVERY ORDER AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE YOU’RE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR SO PACK UP GO HOME YOU’RE THROUGH. HOW COULD I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU?

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG

OMG THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LOL I MISS THIS.

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I need to re-watch this movie asap, because when shirtless Capt. Shang appeared, my body was the opposite of ready.

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God that’s awesome.

(Source: 90sjamz)