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dean-ismean: how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:52 -0400

dean-ismean:

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:10:27 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:10:10 -0400

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:09:32 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:08:48 -0400

playstationthree: i found quincy literally on the first try and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:08:21 -0400

playstationthree:

i found quincy literally on the first try and i wasn’t even trying

thelack-longafter: LOOK AT ITS FACE

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:04:53 -0400

thelack-longafter:

LOOK AT ITS FACE

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:04:33 -0400

penis2bomb: p1ssblog: I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:03:27 -0400

penis2bomb:

p1ssblog:

I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

alleneverafter: Omfg. Adorable.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:03:17 -0400

alleneverafter:

Omfg. Adorable.

beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:03:06 -0400

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

egberts: woah guy s i refreshed my dash and it changed!!!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:02:18 -0400

egberts:

woah guy s i refreshed my dash and it changed!!!!!!

pizzaforpresident: fffcuk: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:01:57 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:01:43 -0400

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

girl-with-gold-eyes: nnnnnnnnnnno: joshifereverlark: motherfuc...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:01:09 -0400

girl-with-gold-eyes:

nnnnnnnnnnno:

joshifereverlark:

motherfucking weirdest dw episode

are you sure

we do not speak of that here

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:00:26 -0400

thedailywhat: Photo Op of the Day: Miguel’s Stage Dive...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:59:31 -0400

thedailywhat:

Photo Op of the Day: Miguel’s Stage Dive FAIL

During last night’s 2013 Billboard Music Awards, R&B singer Miguel attempted to soar over a crowd of fans to the other side of the stage while performing the song “Adorn,” but unfortunately ended up kicking a fan right in the head on his way down. The 27-year-old singer, who finished his act before reuniting with her in the backstage after the show, later told reporters that the fan managed to avoid any serious injury (thankfully), but the incident has already inspired quite a few image macros and clever photoshopped images.

amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:57:17 -0400

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

deadpools: giemma: deadpools: how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:57:03 -0400

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:56:54 -0400

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play